One day, I will build a secret passage behind a bookcase in my home.

And a malcontent shoot in front of my desk, that drops people through a hole in the floor, and spits them out in my moat that is filled with crocodiles.

"I haven't had to evolve in eons because I'm already a perfect killing machine."

Seriously, crocodiles are scary as hell.

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