Archive for February, 2009

27
Feb
09

MacBook Air Hinge Defect & Rotten Apple Warranty

Engadget is reporting about a defect in the hinges of many MacBook Airs

Basically, what happens is that over time and normal, non-abusive use the hinges on many MacBook Airs will loosen until one day the hinge catches and cracks. 

Thats the dream.

That's the dream.

It seems that Apple doesn’t like fixing these hinges unless you pay a meager $800.00, even when the computer is still on warranty. They call it “accidental” damage. 

I will tell you this, I have never dropped or mishandled my MacBook Air and the hinges have been a little wobbly for the last few months. If they cracks I will politely make the good folks at Apple completely miserable if they do not fix them. The MacBook Air is a premium product and I expect them to stand behind it. 

If an Apple Genius* tells you that you need to pay $800.00 to fix the hinges on your MacBook Air tell them, “No thank you, I think I will go out and buy a netbook for half that.” There is no plane of existence where that price is anything short of insulting.

Not everything Apple makes is perfect and they need to do right by their customers. 

* Irony warms my soul and makes smile.
26
Feb
09

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children for the Apocalypse?

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children for the Apocalypse?

A new segment from The Onion investigates.

26
Feb
09

Sam “the Man” Jackson Get’s Movie Deal X9 with Marvel Studios

Samuel L. Jackson has signed a deal to make nine different movies with Marvel Studios.

Say what again!

"Say 'what' again!"

The movies include Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, The Avengers, and subsequent sequels for these films. 

Sam will be reprising his role as super spy/know-it-all badass, Nick Fury.

There is also a rumored S.H.I.E.L.D. movie in the works that would center on Nick Fury – It will have to be better than the first Nick Fury: Agent of Shield (1998) Starring David Hasselhoff.

Im going to kill you, Baywatch style.

"I'm going to kill you, Baywatch style."

25
Feb
09

Facebook Doesn’t Cause Cancer

Facebook doesn’t cause cancer. Those who make such claims while clinging to the professional title of “scientist” are hacks.

There are plenty of bad things you can say about Facebook, this is just not one of them.

If you require more information of the subject Dr. Ben Goldacre has done a great job of laying out proper arguments regarding Facebook and cancer.

I’m not going to write more because I honestly can’t believe that it became necessary for anyone to write a rebuttal to such a ridiculous claim in the first place: http://www.badscience.net/2009/02/the-evidence-aric-sigman-ignored/

25
Feb
09

Big Blue

This post is not about about IBM, although I am aware that another tech post is long overdue. 

As I browsed my new favorite blog, Occasional Superheroine, I was kind of shocked (not an easy feat) by her latest post – Watchmen Condom “Sexist?”

It seems that the upcoming movie, the Watchmen is now being shock-marketed with blue condoms that say, “We’re society’s only protection” on the packaging.

watchmen_condom

Why blue condoms you ask?

Because main character Dr. Manhattan is both blue and nude… you can’t really argue with the cleverness. 

Hes omnipotent. No need for modesty.

He's omnipotent. No need for modesty.

Is it sexist? Feel free to check out Occasional Superheroine’s post for that one. I am going to make a different point.

A few days ago I wrote about the appropriateness of the advertisements and merchandizing of Watchmen. Namely, I’ve been bothered by the kid friendly marketing and merchandise for what will be a very kid-unfriendly movie.

At least the use of condoms appeal to a more mature audience. I think it is more honest marketing. 

… and that’s all I’ve got to say about that.

25
Feb
09

Musing on Comments & A Slight Policy Change

Dear Reader, 

I take this blog very seriously. I write using my full name and have my picture posted in the “About” section, not out of narcissism, but because I feel that it is important to stand fully behind my own words and never hide behind the a curtain of anonymity. Please keep that in mind as you read this post.

Based on the traffic to Sunday morning’s post B.B. King, Buddy Guy & 9 Year-Old Quinn Sullivan Blow My Mind, I am assuming that most of you have read it. 

If you haven’t read it, allow me to fill you in on what happened. 

I saw an amazing concert and wanted to share the experience with anyone who would listen. Probably the most memorable parts of the show involved an extraordinary young guitarist named Quinn Sullivan. At age nine, I can safely say that he is a far more accomplished guitarist than I will ever be… than most guitarists will ever be. Watching this child play with Buddy and B.B. was a profound experience for me. 

When I got home I couldn’t sleep, so I wrote a post praising all three. I also included a little background about Quinn and included a number of YouTube videos of him over the last few years. 

I’m no stranger to controversy and frequently invite it, but I want to be clear that that was never my intention with that particular post. I merely wanted to showcase the talent that I bore witness to, both young and old. 

What ensued were a series of comments by some generally angry and misguided individuals who had a problem with young Quinn’s presence among the elder blues legends. 

Now, I have a firm opposition to censorship. I believe that the only way that this site can be truly honest is if it is open to opposing viewpoints. To that end, I do not censor and I do not deny comment. I will however engage in discussion on the comment boards, especially if I disagree (it is after all social media). 

When I received these angry comments I was faced with the decision to delete, censor, or allow. I followed my beliefs and allowed them, choosing instead to advocate in opposition of these individuals. 

In short, I was faced with an ethical decision and I went with my gut in a situation where in my opinion, both options were miserable. 

Fortunately, the argument came to a screeching halt when Quinn’s mother found my blog and left a rather respectful yet stern post calling out the individual who lobbed the harshest criticism at her son. 

I felt bad about what I had allowed to happen on this blog a day before Quinn’s mother posted, but I felt even worse after.

My intention was never to allow this site to become a lightning-rod for verbal abuse of a nine year-old boy, but that was what happened. 

I will continue to invite honest, open, and uncensored dialog now and in the future, however, I will never permit another comment that in anyway degrades a child.

As you post on this blog and on others in the future, ask yourself if you will be comfortable with your words in six months before you submit it. These comments do not go away, and even if you post them anonymously, they still belong to you.

I want nothing more than to see this site turn into a vibrant community of open dialogue, but never at the expense of a child.

To the Quinn, Carol, and any of Quinn’s family and friends -  From the bottom of my heart, I am sorry if this has caused you any grief. I will do better in the future. 

To all of my readers - Thank you for taking the time to read this and any other post that you choose to read. I am honored by your time and readership.

Warmly,

David “The Geek Whisperer” Spira

24
Feb
09

Koy4goff – It’s Where Spam Comes From

Oh boy do I love the Onion

As usual, here is their most recent humorous tech news video. 

There are so many incredible details in this video. I recommend a couple of viewings.

24
Feb
09

Getting Apprehensive About Watchmen

When I first heard about a Watchmen movie, I thought it was a terrible idea.

Then I came around and was merely apprehensive.

I read some interviews with director Zack Snyder and felt at ease.

Then the media blitz happened… and now I am feeling apprehensive again.

I know that Snyder has taken some creative liberties with the story. Some are mundane and don’t matter much, others like changing the way the end plays out are big, but from what I’ve read, make sense to me.

However there are aspects to the story that will only work in comics; I am prepared to watch the movie knowing that. So, don’t expect to hear me rant about those as I think many of my geek brethren will.

What is making me apprehensive are the ads and merchandizing. 

Either Snyder has really changed the core characters (which I don’t think he has), or the ads and merchandizing are exceptionally misleading. Allow me to demonstrate: 

During my visit to NYC to see BB King & Buddy Guy I met my friend Jackie at the Borders bookstore next to Penn Station. 

As I approached the store, I saw a big display for the Watchmen graphic novel (I was inspired by Mark from JerseyStyle Photography to carry my camera with me more often).

Watchmen Display BordersThen I walked into the store and saw the latest Entertainment Weekly on the racks.

Watchmen Entertainment WeeklyThen I found this table in the center of the store.

Watchmen Table BordersThe table has “art of Watchmen” books, the graphic novel, doomsday clock t-shirts,and little Rorschach bookmarks.

The Rorschach bookmarks are what really trouble me.

Complete with a cute little beaded string!

Complete with a cute little beaded string!

Here’s what bothers me about this… 

ALL OF THIS CRAP IS MISLEADING!!!

This is not a kid friendly story. It’s “Rated R for strong graphic violence, sexuality, nudity and language.”

Don’t get me wrong, I have no problem with violence, sex, nudity or foul language, but I do think that the advertisements are making the movie look like something it isn’t.

This is not kid friendly. The only people who should be buying Rorschach bookmarks are people who know how ironic this product is. He looks like a friendly hero in that picture… He’s not!

Rorschach is an ultra-violent and deeply disturbed individual.

If you thought that the Dark Knight was dark, scary, and a movie that you shouldn’t take your kids to, Watchmen should be 100 times worse. 

Something is off here, the ads/ merchandising or the story. I really hope it’s the former.

If they stay true to the story it should be a thrilling ride… just not one to bring children on.

For more Geek Whisperer coverage, click here. 

23
Feb
09

Empty Graves for the Entertainment Industries

This cartoon does a good job of showing how alarmist we get over new media:

I’ve said it before and I will say it again. For the most part, mediums don’t die. Some will shrink or augment with the passage of time, but they don’t really die.

Formats like VHS or floppy disks die because they are overtaken by similar, more up-to-date technologies, but the mediums can evolve… if their owners let them.

Make no mistake about it, the music industry will have to evolve or die. Artists will always make music and they don’t necessarily need the stodgie old record labels like Warner Music Group to make money.

23
Feb
09

If you want to talk over music, listen to a CD at home.

As I’m sure most of you know I saw B.B. King and Buddy Guy on Saturday - This post isn’t about them.

This post is a public service announcement. 

While I was enjoying their show I had three jerks sitting behind me and two on my right. These people, all of whom inebriated and fairly belligerent, decided that talking through the show was appropriate. 

I’ve encountered this behavior at many a concert. 

It wasn’t bad during the loud parts, but during the very common quiet segments of the show, all I could hear were these guys talking about their lives… which were not as interesting as the show.

A tall glass of shut the hell up. Have one before going to a show.

A tall glass of shut the hell up. Have one before going to a show.

As they chatted through the show, I gave them the universal look of scorn. Repeatedly… and so did half of the people in my section.  They either didn’t notice or didn’t care.

After a while I politely asked if “[they] could keep it down.”

They ignored me. 

Then I asked then I asked them, to “Please shut up” – According to my fifth grade teacher, saying “Shut up” is fine when accompanied with the word “please.”

They looked at me as if I was inconveniencing them. 

During the intermission, I walked up and told them, “No one paid good money to listen to [them] speak. If [they] wanted to have a conversation set to music, [they] should go home and put on a CD.”

That worked. Mostly.

My message is simple. Please don’t talk over concerts, or movies for that matter. It’s really uncool. 

Tomorrow, we shall return to your regularly scheduled geek programming.

22
Feb
09

B.B. King, Buddy Guy, & 9 Year-Old Quinn Sullivan Blow My Mind

I just got home from a truly special concert. It’s late and I am completely drained, but I can’t bring myself to go to bed without sharing this experience with you.

I went to see blues legends B.B. King and Buddy Guy perform at the Beacon Theatre. I’ve had the tickets since the day they went on sale and have been eagerly awaiting the show like a little kid waiting for his birthday. Both men met my high expectations, but they had a special surprise in the form of a nine year-old boy named Quinn Sullivan that pushed the evening to unexpected heights.

BB King Buddy Guy Beacon Theatre

I guess I should start from the beginning…

Buddy Guy took to the stage and did his usual routine, jumping between quiet blues, grand solos filled with instrumental madness, and onstage schtick (which is typical of bluesmen of his vintage). It was a lot of fun.

Then he announced that he was bringing out this kid and I’m not going to lie, I was a little disappointed. I thought to myself, “I’m here to see two of the greatest blues guitarists in history, what the hell can this kid offer that wouldn’t water down the experience?” 

Then he started playing.

If I didn’t see the kid with my own eyes and know his age – If he played from behind a curtain, I would have thought he had been playing for decades. However, he wasn’t even a decade old.

Quinn was ridiculous. He had it all: taste, chops, and panache.

Quinn and Buddy traded licks, played some Hendrix, and the song ”Whose Gonna Fill Those Shoes” from Buddy’s latest album Skin Deep (iTunes & Amazon). It turns out that the song’s title is a rhetorical question as the studio recording also features Quinn. Then Buddy put his guitar away and the band finished the set with Buddy on vocals and Quinn on lead guitar.

After an intermission B.B. King’s Blues Band took to the stage and jammed through two songs before introducing the man himself. He made his way out to a chair at center stage and then just did his thing. 

If you’ve never seen B.B. live, it’s a different kind of entertainment experience. He spends about half of his time playing his heart out and the other half chatting with the audience. In addition to his tremendous musical talents, the 83 year-old bluesman is also pretty damn funny. 

In the middle of his set, he brought Buddy and Quinn on stage. The three of them were a sight to see. B.B. remarked, “I don’t know where you get it from… I didn’t even pick up a guitar until I was 12.” 

Buddy and Quinn departed and B.B. finished out his exceptional set. 

It was an evening that I hope I never forget.

Upon returning home I looked up young Quinn Sullivan. 

According to his MySpace page, he has been playing since he was three. 

At six he was on the Ellen Degeneres Show where he played some Beatles Twist and Shout, and a blues rock jam:

Seven year-old Quinn playing Beatles/ Clapton ballad While My Guitar Gently Weeps:

Here is Quinn playing B.B. King classic, The Thrill is Gone at age eight:

Quinn play’s Stevie Ray Vaughn’s Texas Flood at nine with Buddy’s brother Phil Guy:

Finally, here is Quinn with Buddy:

I hope we get to see more of Quinn Sullivan in the future. He has a solo single available at iTunes & CD Baby.

21
Feb
09

Dollhouse Rocks the Proverbial Socks

Last week’s premier of Joss Whedon’s Dollhouse captured my interest. I enjoyed it a lot, but it didn’t blow me away like the pilot of Firefly. Episode two is a totally different story.

With the characters and premise fresh in my mind, Joss & co. just dove in headfirst. The episode started typical enough and then BAM! The most outrageous plot twist. I think I had the same facial expression that leading lady Echo (Eliza Dushku) had when the reveal came. I think I was just as shocked and confused as she was. It’s rare when I can watch a scene where I feel the same way as the character in the scene.

The rest of the episode was exceptionally thrilling and clearly planted the seeds for future plot threads and conflict. 

I can’t wait to see where this is going. 

I have no intentions of spoiling it if you didn’t already see it. 

Check out Dollhouse on Hulu: http://www.hulu.com/search/Dollhouse?sort_by=relevance&type=episode

The first episode is on there now, I expect the second one will be up soon.

20
Feb
09

Your Grandfather’s Superman a Serious Badass – The Story of the Original Superman

Origin

In the immortal words of the Jackson Beck’s introduction to the Superman Radio Show, “Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound” (Daniels, 54)! Superman is an international icon of strength, justice, and freedom. As figures in popular culture frequently do, Superman reveals a tremendous amount of information about American history.

Writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster created Superman as the perfect male. Superman was strong, fast, intelligent, and unstoppable. Siegel and Shuster were just about everything that Superman was not. The children of Jewish immigrants in Cleveland, the two became close friends in high school. Both of them were among the earliest nerds. They spent most of their time living in the fantasy worlds of science fiction; which was a new genre in the 1930’s. Siegel and Shuster were not athletic, wore glasses, and were shy, especially around girls (Daniels, 12 – 18). 

The first page of "Action Comics" #1 written by Siegel and illustrated by Shuster.

The first page of "Action Comics" #1 written by Siegel and illustrated by Shuster.

This familiar origin story has been retold thousands of times in comic books, radio dramas, television shows, movies, books, and video games. The commonly known back-story is familiar to people of all ages, races, religions, and ethnicities all around the world. Superman’s insignia is one of the most easily recognizable icons in popular culture. There has been a Superman for every generation since his stories first hit newsstands on June 1, 1938. He has been altered and tweaked, but his origin always remains the same. Superman, the last son of Krypton, is sent to Earth where he develops superpowers from exposure to Earth’s Yellow Sun. As he grows up in rural America, Superman takes on the alter ego, Clark Kent – The story unfolds from there.

In spite of the common origin that Superman always has, there were a number of critical differences between the original 1938 Superman and all of the subsequent versions of the character that would follow. First, and most noticeably, Superman could not fly. Instead, he could “leap tall buildings with a single bound;” he could jump really high. Second, he did not have x-ray vision or superhearing. Third, he was more like a circus strongman, than a god when he was originally created. All of these powers were added in 1939, not by Siegel and Shuster, but by the creators of the Superman radio drama. Along with his new powers, Superman was also given a more robust supporting cast, his now longtime archenemy, Lex Luthor, and his weakness to shards of his annihilated home world of Krypton; Kryptonite (Jones 173). Later additions to Superman’s ever-expanding list of powers were heat vision and freezing breath along with other lesser-known and less significant powers.

Earlier, I stated that Clark Kent was Superman’s alter ego, not the other way around; this was no error. Most superheroes are normal people who put on a costume and take on their super-heroic identity; for example, Peter Parker becomes Spider-man. Parker was born a normal person and later gained powers. Superman, on the other hand, was always Superman (A distinction that was astutely noted by Quentin Tarantino in Kill Bill Vol. 2). He had to invent Clark Kent to attempt to live a normal life. While Superman can lift a car, run along power lines, and jump over buildings, Clark Kent was feeble, clumsy, and slow, both physically, and socially, but not intellectually. Superman was heroic and good-looking, Clark Kent was cowardly, shuffling around with poor posture and glasses.

In both cases, whether Superman is portraying Superman or Clark Kent, he is written to portray the character in accordance with very typical personality stereotypes. Siegel and Shuster wrote Superman with the intent of combining all of the strongest personality traits they could think of. Superman is always right, he is sure of himself, he has the ability and he knows how to use it. In many ways, he is the antithesis of his creators.

When Superman changes to become Clark Kent, he slouches forward, puts on glasses, and acts in a manner that is in complete opposition to his true nature. The notion that no one has ever figured out that Clark Kent is Superman because he puts on a pair of glasses has become a big joke in popular culture. However, it’s not the glasses that makes the characters around Clark Kent unaware of his true identity, it’s the way he acts altogether. He portrays himself as a weak, bumbling, aloof, coward that no one notices; the poor posture and glasses are just additional physical signs of social weakness that add a visual aspect to Clark Kent’s inadequacies.

Siegel and Shuster probably never realized they created Superman from self-reflexive thought, but in many ways, he sheds light on who they were. Superman, at his core, is an adolescent power fantasy. It’s obvious that Superman represents what the two nerds wished they were. In this regard, Clark Kent is frequently more interesting than Superman. Kent actually represents what Siegel and Shuster were and how they felt living in the world that they lived in. This is most vivid when Kent is in the presence of Lois Lane. 

Lois Lane

Original Lois Lane 1

Image from "Action Comics" #9 written by Siegel and illustrated by Shuster.

Image from "Action Comics" #9 written by Siegel and illustrated by Shuster.

Lois Lane was one of Kent’s coworkers at the newspaper, The Daily Star; in the early incarnations of Superman, he did not work for The Daily Planet. Lois was an abnormally strong female character in 1938, when she was created. She was so strong and abrasive that she became utterly unlikable. She never had anything nice to say about anyone but Superman. Kent was in love with Lane, in spite of the fact that she never displays any affection towards him, perhaps another insight into the way that Siegel and Shuster viewed women. However, she was infatuated with Superman and completely ignorant of Kent’s true identity. Lane called Kent a coward in almost all of the early issues and was generally mean to him in every scene they appear in together, but Kent still wanted to have a relationship with her. I have yet to encounter a truly romantic scene that was written by Siegel (Which was never the case with Stan Lee). It can be inferred that this was how he viewed women, or at least, himself with women.

Clark Kent & Superman the Immigrant 

Ultimately, Clark Kent was the culmination of human weakness. This was how the strongest man in the world attempted to hide his identity. By displaying all of the unwanted and unattractive characteristics he could, Superman concealed his identity without ever changing his appearance in any significant way. No one suspected that Clark Kent was Superman because they were so dissimilar from each other that it was completely unthinkable.

Superman’s tale, at its core, was that of an immigrant, and more specifically, that of a Jewish immigrant. Author Michael Chabon put it best when he said, “Coming over from the old country changing his name like that. Clark Kent, only a Jew would pick a name like that for himself” (Weinstein 21). Superman’s birth name was Kal-L (later changed to Kal-el), but like many Jewish immigrants, he took on a more American name. The vast majority of the early comic creators, writers, and artists alike were Jewish and many of them adopted more Americanized names, some just as pen names, some to sound more American. The greats Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were born Stanley Lieber and Jacob Kurtzberg. Lee adopted the pen name because he did not want his real name attached to comic books when he became a “real writer” (he later legally changed his name to Stan Lee after his tremendous success and achievement of legendary status within the comic industry). Kirby legally adopted the name Jack Kirby early in his career. All of his friends called him Kirby, but frequently teased him for taking on the name saying things such as, “[You are] looking more Irish already.” Even his wife had a hard time taking the name seriously (Jones 197). 

Kal-L’s story was an extreme form of the assimilation experience that many Jewish immigrants, and immigrants in general, faced. He was a stranger in a strange land, but unlike the Jews who immigrated to America and frequently stayed in close-knit communities, he had absolutely no one else like him. Not only was he alone, he was thrust into the heartland of America; Smallville, Kansas. You do not get much more American than that. He was different from those around him, and he knew it, but he went out of his way to hide those differences. He was just trying to fit in and make his way in an unfamiliar, unfriendly, new world. In addition, like the Jewish immigrants of the late 1930’s, Kal-L’s homeland Krypton was destroyed. There would be no return home for him, much like the war torn Central Europe that so many Jews emigrated from.

A Badass Crusader for Common Folk

Superheroes are only interesting when they have a villain to fight. More often than not, a hero’s villains are the most critical plot device in the development of a character. Superman’s initial villains were bizarre by today’s standards. There were no mad scientists or evil space monsters in Superman’s rogue’s gallery. Instead, he fought the kinds of villains that actually existed in the average community in 1938. He fought street hooligans, greedy fat-cats, everyday criminals, corrupt politicians, lobbyists, and police officials. He was a hero for the common depression era citizen (Wright 10-11). He was a hero for the little guy. Superman was also a lighthearted prankster who would torment the criminals he caught, as depicted below.

Image from “Action Comics” #1 written by Siegel and illustrated by Shuster.

Image from “Action Comics” #1 written by Siegel and illustrated by Shuster.

It was also common for to see the police shoot at Superman. However, this was a drastically different Superman than most people ever encounter because he was written so atypically when he was first created.

Image from "Action Comics" #8 written by Siegel and illustrated by Shuster.

Image from "Action Comics" #8 written by Siegel and illustrated by Shuster.

Mark Waid wrote in the Forward of the Action Comics Archive:

Within these pages, I met a head-bashing Superman who took no prisoners, who made his own law and enforced it with his fists, who gleefully intimidated his foes with a wicked grin and a baleful glare. A Superman who reveled in his strength, who clearly enjoyed raising a little hell and who didn’t care who got in his way as he bounced through Metropolis meting out his own brand of justice. Was I surprised? When I see bullets bouncing off Superman’s chest, I don’t expect them to be coming from the guns of policemen. Whoever this was in the red cape, he was no super-cop. He was a super-anarchist. How could he have started out that different (Action Comics Archive 5-6)?

The answer to this question was that Superman, like most comic book characters and popular culture icons in general, fought whatever was relevant to the writer and the reader at the time they were written. This holds true for two reasons. First, if the battle the hero was fighting was not relevant to the writer, he/she never would have even thought of the conflict to begin with. Second, if the readers were not connecting with the character and his/her struggles, sales would not takeoff. During the Depression, Superman fought Depression era threats. As the Depression neared it’s end, new threats arose to take their place; World War II.

World War II 

As war broke out across Europe, American superheroes began going to war. Prior to Pearl Harbor, Superman was battling “prominent isolationists and pacifists as spies working for a hostile foreign power.” Comics, in general, tended to portray isolationists in a negative light (Wright 44). In the words of Stan Lee, “We [the comic industry] were fighting the Nazis before our government was” (Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked)! At roughly the same time, American comic sales began to spike in Europe. In response, Hitler banned comic books and deplored Superman as a feeble Jew (Jones 162). Ironically, the only changes that were required to morph Superman into a Nazi icon would be to make his hair blonde; his eyes blue; and change that “S” on his chest to a swastika.

Once America declared war after Pearl Harbor, comic books became intensely nationalistic. The vast majority of superheroes were fighting the Germans and Japanese either overseas or battling spies in America. However, Superman was conspicuously absent from the battlefield. Siegel and Shuster realized that Superman “could fly to Berlin and Tokyo and promptly bring the war to an end on his own, they did not wish to minimize the daunting task faced by the nation and its fighting forces” (Wright 43).  To keep Superman nationalistic, while also keeping him out of the war, an enthusiastic Clark Kent enlisted but was labeled 4-F and rejected after failing his eye test. Accidentally, Kent used his x-ray vision and read the eye chart in the next room instead of the one in his own (Suspend your disbelief!). The doctors concluded that Kent was blind and he left in disappointment. As per usual, Lois Lane was utterly sickened by Kent’s rejection. “Superman shrugs off the disappointment, resolving to serve the American war effort by policing America’s home front and declaring that ‘the United States army, Navy, and Marines are capable of smashing their foes without the aid of Superman’” (Wright 43)! However, the US armed forces would receive some support from Superman in a different way.

The comics themselves became a part of the war effort. According to the New York Times, 25% of all magazines shipped to American troops in Europe and the Pacific were comic books. “At least 35,000 copies of Superman alone went to servicemen each month.” Comics became a considerable part of GI culture during the war. On the other hand, the overabundance of comics in the hands of GIs did not help the overarching European belief that Americans were juvenile and unrefined (Wright 31).

In addition to comic stories being nationalistic and comic books being shipped overseas, many of the writers and artists themselves enlisted. Jerry Siegel (Superman), Will Eisner (The Spirit), and Jack Kirby (Captain America) all left home to battle the villains that their characters had been fighting (Wright 33). 

A Proposal

I may be alone on this, but I would love to see DC do a current Superman miniseries where the characters are all written in the spirit of the original Seigel/ Shuster stories, a badass Superman solving real world issues would be a real sight in modern comics.

Works Cited

Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked. The History Channel. A&E Televison Networks, 2005.

Daniels, Les. Superman The Complete History: The Life and Times of the Man of Steel. San Francisco: Chronicle Books, 1998.

Jones, Gerard. Men of Tomorrow: Geeks, Gangsters, and the Birth of the Comic Book. New York: Basic Books, 2004.

Siegel, Jerry and Joe Shuster. Superman the Action Comics: Archive Volume 1. New York: DC Comics, 1997.

Wright, Bradford W. Comic Book Nation: The Transformation of Youth Culture in America. Baltimore: John Hopkins University Press, 2003.

19
Feb
09

Billy Crystal Strikes Again… For the First Time

There are some hard feelings between me and Billy Crystal (If you don’t find that interesting, I promise there is an interesting point to this post too).

Billy Crystal Fun Vampire

A few months back (right after I started this blog), there was a really big election. You might remember it.

I had tickets (not standby, real tickets) to see the joint Daily Show/ Colbert Report live coverage of said historic election with a few friends. We stood outside in for 5.5 hours to see the funny men mock and call the election. As we prepared to enter the studio, Billy Crystal* and his damn entourage show up and took our seats. If you want the whole rediculous story, check it out here

Flash forward to today, my friend James (one of the people who waited on that line with me) showed me a segment of the book, The Yankee Years: Joe Torre and Tom Verducci

In the fourth chapter, Torre discusses the Yankee’s 2000 World Series victory, and how Steinbrenner got less pleasure with each World Series win that his team had. He expected to win. He told Torre after the triumph that the coaches would not receive the bonus that they got after their wins in 1996, 1998, and 1999. Torre put up a fight and sometime later, Steinbrenner backed down and gave the coaches their well-earned bonuses.

Let’s make a longish story short (if you want the whole thing, read the book):

However, Steinbrenner did not give his scouts and development personnel (the silent backbone of the team) their 2000 World Series rings. When they finally received them, the rings were fake! Only a couple of the people got the rings because they made a really big scene.

They still have not been given their rings almost a decade later. When asked about it 2006 Brian Cashman told Newsday that they will not get their rings.

With that in mind, I present you with this passage:

Morale worsened when they were instructed not to bring up the subject of World Series rings at organizational meetings. It worsened still when they heard or saw Steinbrenner cronies such as actor Billy Crystal and singer Ronan Tynan wearing [2000] World Series rings (143).

Billy Crystal is a fun-vampire. As in, he sucks the fun out of the lives of others in order to sustain himself (you know his acting isn’t doing it). 

The Yankees scouts and development personnel who were not given their rings call the Yankees’ inability to win another World Series since 2000 “The Curse of the Rings.”

On a brighter note, The Yankee Years: Joe Torre and Tom Verducci is a very interesting and well-written book. I appreciate that it is clearly written by Verducci with Torre’s voice presented in the third-person. It always bugs me when celebrities, athletes, and politicians “write” autobiographies that are clearly ghostwritten.  

*My collection of friends and the other people on the line are 99% sure that it was Billy Crystal. If it wasn’t the guy was his clone.

18
Feb
09

Street Fighter IV Review + Dr. Manhattan of Watchmen Bonus Character

I stayed up pretty late last night squeezing in some quality game time with the newly released Street Fighter IV on Xbox 360.

Reviewing the game is really easy:

It’s great. The game is fun, the characters are balanced (from what I’ve seen), the graphics are sweet, and if you have ever played Street Fighter II, the basics will feel extremely natural.

I also really like that it is a 2D fighter with 3D graphic elements. The simplicity of the 2D fighter layout is superb.

The downside? I don’t like anime, but the anime cut scenes take it to a special level of bad. Why they even bothered is beyond me. The story is so thin that you can see through it, and some of the sound-effects and voice acting are weak and repetitive (a hallmark of fighting games).

I also miss the old Street Fighter II soundtrack.

It’s the best fighting game I’ve played since Marvel vs. Capcom II (my gold standard for fighting games).

Here’s the odd thing about Street Fighter IV:

The new final boss Seth (not a particularly menacing name) bears striking resemblance to Dr. Manhattan of Watchmen. He even teleports like Dr. Manhattan.

Dr. Manhattan

Dr. Manhattan

Seth

Seth

Admittedly, Seth has a big ying yang for a belly and wears pants (or has no genitals), while Dr. Manhattan doesn’t have a ying yang torso and goes commando.

Those two points of difference aside, they are pretty damn similar.