28
Jan
09

The Adventures of Stan Lee & the Mighty Legal Team!

It turns out that Stan “The Man” Lee does have a superpower! He has the incredible ability to file lawsuits against everyone!

Seriously, when he isn’t running businesses into the ground or hosting a reality show that is bad on an epic level, he is in court suing for ridiculous sums of money ($5 billion here, $750 million there… you know, pocket change). Keep tarnishing that legacy Stan.
To be fair, I have no idea if Stan is in the right or not, I’m just sick of the guy filing lawsuits every five minutes. Unlike many of his peers, Stan made tons of money from his creations – Spider-Man, Iron Man, the Fantastic Four, the Avengers, and the X-Men among many other classic characters. 

On the other hand, there are so many early comic book writers and artists out there who pioneered the genre like Stan, but unlike Stan, they never made much money because the industry took serious advantage of their talent and naïvety.

Stan, if you win any money in these cases, every dime should go to the Hero Initiative.

“THE HERO INITIATIVE has been established to provide monetary assistance to former comic book creators requiring supplemental health, medical, and quality-of-life assistance.”


2 Responses to “The Adventures of Stan Lee & the Mighty Legal Team!”


  1. January 28, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    You relise stan does stuff for the hero initiative..

  2. January 28, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    I do. But I also can’t for the life of me figure-out what an 86 year-old man could possibly need $5.75 billion for.


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