Archive for January, 2009

31
Jan
09

My Musical Journey – Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Love Metal

Music is extremely important to me and has been as far back as I can remember.

My first musical love was the “Sesame Jamboree” cassette (remember cassettes?) that didn’t leave the tape deck in my mother’s car for years. When I was four or five, my parents were so sick of it they desperately tried playing anything and everything to see if I would respond to something else. What I found was Eric Clapton.

I still remember hearing Layla for the first time. I don’t remember the first half of the song, but I remember when the instrumental kicked in. I didn’t know anything about music, I just knew that that was the prettiest thing I had ever heard in my life. I’ve been a diehard Clapton fan ever since.

After finding Clapton, the rest of the classic rock catalogue just kind fell into place. Billy Joel, Elton John, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jackson Browne, the Eagles, the Allman Brother, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bruce Springsteen, the Beatles, Pink Floyd (especially Pink Floyd), the list can go on and on.

That’s what I listened to until I went to college and discovered the blues – a natural offshoot of my love of Clapton and his brand of electric blues-rock. BB King, Buddy Guy, Robert Cray, Robert Johnson, Johnny Winter, Muddy Waters, (early) Fleetwood Mac, and so many obscure or local performers found their way into my ears. The soulfulness of blues just hit me in the heart and spoke to me on a level that after years of trying, I still cannot articulate.

That’s when I decided it was time to learn to play guitar. I needed to find a more intimate way to interact with music. Listening wasn’t enough anymore.

I realized that there was a world full of music that I was missing. I found jazz, indie rock, and all manner of international acts with the help of some friends.

Somewhere along the way I found metal. As a genre I loathed it for so many years. It was angry, aggressive, distorted, and mechanical. Classical music set to lyrics and pumped full of technology and rage. I saw nothing redeemable about it at all. Then a friend introduced me to a band called Dream Theater. These guys are arguably the pound-for-pound most talented collection of musicians to ever work consistently in a single band.

Their progressive metal spanned everything from ultra heavy thrash songs to slow, undistorted or barely distorted ballads. Their music is so complicated, but it still has so much soul. I listened to them on occasion, until the night I saw them live. During the show they played the song “The Spirit Carrie On.” I had never heard it before that night, but it hit me the same way Layla did when I was a little kid – I could barely breath. That was the moment that I realized what I was missing.

I started listening to Iron Maiden, Dragon Force, and Metallica and found a whole new world of music that spoke to me. This music spoke in a different way than previous genres. If blues speaks to my heart and soul, metal speaks to my mind. The complexity and anger doesn’t make me angry, it makes me think – hard.

I’m not sure if this post has a real purpose… I’ve just been in a very introspective mood.

If I’m going to make a point, I guess it’s listen to more music. I mean really listen to it. You never know what you will find in a genre that you thought you couldn’t stand. You may still dislike it – I’m still unable to find anything I enjoy in disco and techno, but I found some decent country music (which I never thought I would be able to do).

I think the other point here is to just say “thank you” to everyone who has brought new music into my life. There are so many of you out there and I think you should know how profoundly you have affected me. 

… And “thank you” to anyone who has read through this bit of reflective writing. I tomorrow I will be back to more “normal” Geek Whisperer content. 

30
Jan
09

New Batman Arkham Asylum Trailer

I can’t wait for this game. It better not disappoint.

30
Jan
09

The Tick!

The live action television adaptation of “The Tick” (not to be confused with the cartoon which was also great) was an incredibly short-lived and excellent show. Until recently I was pretty sure that the only two people who watched it when it aired were my father and myself. 

It turns out that it has a cult following and I’m not the only person who loves that show.

Staring Patrick Warburton, best known for playing Puddy on “Seinfeld,” Tick is an exceptionally strong superhero, but the guy is as dense as uranium. He is the aloof hero with a heart of gold. 

Take a look at this short clip for a taste of the sweet comedic justice that the Tick administers by the bucket:

If you liked that, check out this heavily edited mini-episode:

Still want more? Check out all nine episodes on DVD. Watch as the Tick battles classic villains like the Red Scare (a robot that was the best technology available to the Soviets in the late 1970’s), the Terror (the worst villain in history… except he’s elderly now), and Apocalypse Cow (and her fire shooting udders).

“The Tick” was a brilliant lampooning of the superhero genre, before superhero movies and TV shows became common. The show was a breath of fresh-air and one of the many brilliant programs that the geniuses running FOX canned in the early 2000’s. There aren’t many episodes out there, but it is a must watch for any proper comic geek.

29
Jan
09

PC Virus: Downadup/ Conficker/ Kido

Downadup/ Conficker/ Kido – Three different names, same self-replicating worm. It affects computers running Windows operating systems. Put simply, you really don’t want to be one of the more than 15 million people stuck dealing with this virus. 

What’s the cure? 

Windows Updates!

Run Windows Updates until all of the updates are installed. If you have been practicing safe computing and kept your computer up-to-date, you don’t have much to worry about. A patch was released last October that fixes the vulnerability that Downadup/ Conficker/ Kido exploits to do its damage.

This is a perfect demonstration of why you should always keep your software up-to-date. Software companies spend a ton of money identifying and patching vulnerabilities in an effort to prevent worms like this from spreading. Download the updates, they’re free and can save you a lot of grief.

Mac, PC, or Linux – practice safe computing by keeping your software up-to-date.

28
Jan
09

Be Vewwy, Vewwy Quiet… I’m Taking Sketchy Pics!

Usually when one of our elected officials is proposing a law to regulate the use of technology, I start foaming at the mouth. However, for the first time in a long time, I actually think that a proposed tech-regulation law isn’t bad at all.

Representative Peter King, a Republican from New York thinks that silent cellphone cameras should be illegal and I think he actually has a point.

I’ve seen some creepy people do some sketchy things in classrooms, on trains, and in other public places with cellphone cameras. Silent cellphone cameras allow privacy invading weasels to take pictures without their anyone knowing. 

At least if the camera makes noise, people will see the person taking the picture.

The big problem with this is that it isn’t enforceable. For one thing, there are so many silent camera phones out there. A new law would only ensure that future camera phones are noisy. The other problem is that any properly motivated bastard with a voyeuristic streak will be able to find a way to silence their camera phone with either a software hack or a small modification to the hardware. 

Sadly this law can never be truly effective, but the intent and logic are solid and it would deter some less sophisticated or motivated perverts.

28
Jan
09

The Adventures of Stan Lee & the Mighty Legal Team!

It turns out that Stan “The Man” Lee does have a superpower! He has the incredible ability to file lawsuits against everyone!

Seriously, when he isn’t running businesses into the ground or hosting a reality show that is bad on an epic level, he is in court suing for ridiculous sums of money ($5 billion here, $750 million there… you know, pocket change). Keep tarnishing that legacy Stan.
To be fair, I have no idea if Stan is in the right or not, I’m just sick of the guy filing lawsuits every five minutes. Unlike many of his peers, Stan made tons of money from his creations – Spider-Man, Iron Man, the Fantastic Four, the Avengers, and the X-Men among many other classic characters. 

On the other hand, there are so many early comic book writers and artists out there who pioneered the genre like Stan, but unlike Stan, they never made much money because the industry took serious advantage of their talent and naïvety.

Stan, if you win any money in these cases, every dime should go to the Hero Initiative.

“THE HERO INITIATIVE has been established to provide monetary assistance to former comic book creators requiring supplemental health, medical, and quality-of-life assistance.”

28
Jan
09

Death by Facebook?!?!

Okay. I just want to say before I get started that Facebook is a toy. It’s great for staying in touch, keeping random people (and friends) informed about your life, and it’s a decent way to send messages, but at the end of the day we all have to remember that it is a toy. We use Facebook for fun. Hence, a toy – like a video game or an action figure or a board game.

Now with that out of the way, I’d like to turn your attention to the Mr. Crazy, who didn’t seem to embrace this concept (I think the headline says everything you need to know:

British man killed wife over ’single’ Facebook status. 

Are you kidding me???  

How insecure of a person do you have to be to kill your wife for changing her facebook status to single? I mean, let’s assume for a second that Facebook isn’t a toy and that it really was the definition of all that is real (and I know I personally continually joke that it is) – have you ever heard of a divorce??!? I guess something insane like this was inevitable. 

I can’t even fathom what’s next…

27
Jan
09

Mac Trojan Virus Alert: iServices.B

Most effective Windows viruses activate themselves as soon as they are downloaded onto a computer using an auto-execute flaw in Windows. Then they just do their destructive thing.

It is difficult to create viruses for Macs that will spread effectively because unlike Windows based computers, the Mac user has to actually activate the virus.

There is a new Mac virus spreading around that uses an old trick fairly effectively. Since Mac users have to activate the virus themselves (and who would knowingly do that?) the iServices.B virus has been hidden in applications downloadable via BitTorrent.

The virus is hidden in downloads of iWorks 2009 and Adobe Photoshop CS4.

***Let me make it clear. If you buy legal versions of these software packages, you will not have any problems!***

The virus is only hidden in some illegally downloadable versions of the iWorks 2009 and Adobe Photoshop CS4.

When someone leaves a giant wood horse in front of your gate, set it on fire... Look at that, I did learn something in high school English.

When someone leaves a giant wood horse in front of your gate, set it on fire... Look at that, I did learn something in high school English.

My recommendations are to refrain from downloading these applications, or at the very least… get a functioning copy from someone else who has installed it on their own machine. Then you will know if it is legit.

Just because the virus has only been found in illegal versions of iWorks 2009 and Adobe Photoshop CS4 does not mean that it will not turn up in other applications.

Be mindful of what you download and install on your computer.

Always practice safe computing. 

26
Jan
09

The VHS to DVD Conversion

Remember VHS? Well, it’s dead. This isn’t some kind of tech blog punditry like “blogging is dead” or “the music industry is dead” (For the record, you will never, ever read BS like that on this blog). I mean VHS is gone, no more, is chilling with the dinosaurs and dodo birds kind of dead. 

Melt in piece VHS

Melt in piece VHS

With that in mind, a reader contacted me wondering how he could convert his old VHS tapes to DVD or at least a digital format. I’ve done a little research and discovered that it isn’t as easy as I hoped it would be. 

If you are a “do it yourself” at all costs kind of person, here’s a link to a place that will help you get started.

What I recommend is using a service such as iMemories. You simply ship your tapes, slides, photos, etc. to iMemories, and they send you back everything plus digital versions of your stuff. Simple.

The only catch is that they cannot duplicate copyrighted material, so don’t bother sending them your VHS copy of Back to the Future. If you want digital copies of copyrighted stuff, you either have to convert it yourself, or attain it some other way (purchase or download). 

I’ve never done any of this, and quite frankly have no reason to, so I’m not going to become an expert on this subject… well… ever. So if you anyone has a better idea than the ones I’ve found, please let me know.

Melt in piece VHS. You weren’t a good format, but you were the right format for the right time. 

25
Jan
09

Please Apple, He’s Our President Now!

A little over a month ago I wrote, “Dear Apple, Please Update Safari’s Spellchecker” after I noticed that the Safari spellchecker marks the name “Obama” as a misspelling. Over a month, an one inauguration, and many Google searches, they still haven’t updated their spellcheck dictionary!

Safari Obama

Apple, please make the change. This is exceptionally dumb.

24
Jan
09

Dr. Manhattan, America’s Super Man

A few days ago I wrote about the upcoming movie adaptation of the graphic novel, Watchmen

The other day a viral video of an archived news broadcast about the sole superhuman character in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan. The video is exceptionally well-done; which gives me more hope that the movie will be good. Have a look for yourself:

One key piece of the allure of Watchmen that I meant to write about, and just forgot to include in my first post is the concept of superhero psychology. Allan Moore delves into how psychologically screwed-up one would have to be to dress in a costume and run around a city fighting criminals. He also examines how isolated a real superhuman living among normal people would be. 

Moore did something truly special when he took a look at superheroes from a not-so-altruistic perspective.

23
Jan
09

5 Steps of Guitar Hero Addiction

If you’ve ever seen someone play Guitar Hero, you’ve probably had the same five step reaction that everyone has:

  1. First you think the person with the plastic guitar in their hands is a total dumb-ass. You look at the brightly colored buttons and think, “I would never be caught dead playing that. It doesn’t even look fun,”
  2. Then you stand there watching because the music is good, and there is something about the game, and the idiot playing it that keeps your attention in some strange way that you cannot explain.
  3. Soon you find yourself thinking, “That can’t be too hard. I bet I could play that.”
  4. Next thing you know, you’re the dumb-ass with the plastic guitar in your hands.
  5. Shortly after you find that you are hesitant to give the plastic guitar back to your friend.

Why is it so much fun to jump around with a fake guitar in your hands?

It’s not really different from any other video game experience. If you have a desire to race cars, play professional football, blast out a crazy solo in a gigantic arena, shoot Germans on the beaches of Normandy, dogfight over the pacific, or slaughter aliens in a far away galaxy, video games let you do that. It’s just good escapism.

It’s also a great, nonviolent, accessible game for everyone. Female, male, young, or old; there are songs for everyone.

Anyone who has ever played guitar (for real) and tried out Guitar Hero knows that they don’t have much in common, but that’s not the point. They are two different skills serving different purposes. A lot of musicians don’t quite get that. I know some great guitarists who get so pissed off that they aren’t good at Guitar Hero (and some great Guitar Hero players who absolutely suck at playing guitar).

I play guitar and I play Guitar Hero. Nine times out of ten, I will pick my real guitar, but every once in a while I need to escape to my magical video game land where a packed arena is cheering for me as I play Free Bird.

My Halloween 2008 Costume

My Halloween Costume (2008)

22
Jan
09

Read Comics – Green Lantern Edition

Many modern comics are exceptionally intricate stories that are difficult to just start reading. Gone are the days of picking up a random issue of a comic and being able to read it without any background knowledge… but have no fear, the Green Lantern primer is here.

I’m not going to summarize the history of the character for you, what I will do is tell you the order to read the stories in order to develop a through appreciation of the Green Lantern. Having a deep appreciation of the character and his rich history will make the current stories all the better. Context is important.

First thing you should know is that there are many Green Lanterns. Green Lanterns are essentially intergalactic police officers deputized by the Guardians. The greatest of them is a human named Hal Jordan. Most of the stories that I will reference here focus on Jordan. 

I promise that all of these comics are quality books that are building in a specific direction. No filler here.  

This list seems a bit long, but they are all fast reads. 

You can purchase these from Amazon, but I recommend printing the list and taking it to your local comic shop. They can order the books for you and locate the individual issues that you need. If you are buying in volume, ask for a discount. 

These stories are building towards something big and if the quality of this long run is any indication of what will be written, I cannot wait!

If you aren’t reading Green Lantern, you are truly missing out.

… this post took way longer to write than I thought it would.
21
Jan
09

Zombie Haiku

I haven’t posted in a while, so until I feel more creative, I will leave you with a haiku excerpted from Ryan Mecum’s Zombie Haiku:

Brains brains brains brains brains.

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains.

Brains brains brains brains brains.

I promise I’ll write again soon :)

21
Jan
09

I’ll Be Watching the Watchmen

The Watchmen is a legendary 12 issue comic created by writer Alan Moore and artist Dave Gibbons, the same men behind the comic V for Vendetta.

Watchmen was a watershed comic because it brought the medium out of its adolescence and into maturity. The characters are exceptionally complicated, the story is intricate, and the themes and morality of the book tend to hover in an extremely gray area. 

The story is about a few former superheroes in America a slightly altered version of 1980s America. The key differences are that Richard Nixon is President, there are superheroes (although only one of them has powers), and the Cold War tensions are running much higher than they actually were. The American people are extremely fearful of the superheroes and a law was passed in 1977 banning their activity. The few that remain in their line of work are either renegades or operating under government contract. 

At it’s core, Watchmen is a gritty “who dun-it” murder mystery.

The book also deals with the unanswerable question, “Who’s watching the watchmen.” – As in, who is overseeing the actions of our police, government, and superheroes. Who keeps tabs on those who have power and authority that extend further than most of your typical citizens.  

I would say more, but I have no interest in giving away the story. I strongly recommend you read the graphic novel. However, if you aren’t so keen on that idea, you can still get your Watchmen fix on March 6, 2009 when the big budget film hits theaters. Check out the latest trailer:

I was apprehensive about the cinemazation of Watchmen, but everything that I have read about director Zack Snyder’s (300) take on the characters indicates that he gets the characters and the story. 

On March 6th, you can find me in my local movie theater. I’ll be watching the Watchmen.