27
Dec
09

No Electronics on International Flights!?

Here’s the deal

Reports are coming in that as a result of the most recent attempted attack on an airliner, the TSA is banning the use of all electronics on many inbound international flights.

That means no iPod, no Nintendo DS, no laptop, no iPhone, no Blackberry, no noise canceling headphones, nothing that runs on electricity.

It also seems that they are requiring everyone to remain in their seats through the plane’s entire descent.

The extent to which these new rules are being enforced seems to be varying from flight to flight without much of a pattern.

Initial thoughts

The facts are still coming in, so I’m not going to draw many conclusions, but there is a difference between not being allowed to use electronics, and having to check them.

If you can bring your electronics in your carry-on, and not use them, that’s a lot better than a forced checking of electronics.

Why you ask?

That being said, these restrictions are probably total bullshit. Does Israel’s El Al airline put their passengers through this shit? I’m pretty sure they don’t, and they have the best security in the business. Basically all of their flights are international, and everyone who wants to blow up American planes, wants to do the same to Israeli planes as well.

More Info

TGW – United Breaks Guitars – In Defense of United Airlines (Arguably my snarkiest post)

Gizmodo on the new TSA restrictions

26
Dec
09

“Kick-Ass” Trailer… Kicks Ass

This April, a new comic book adaptation will hit the big screen. Mark Millar’s Kick-Ass is an absolutely brutal tale of powerless child vigilantes. That’s the lead in, now watch the trailer… if you aren’t easily offended by violence.

I absolutely can’t wait for the protesters!

25
Dec
09

Merry Christmas From the Geek Whisperer

OK. I really did intend to start regular content updates starting with my last post… but then I got sick. Now I’m mostly better, and feeling fairly human again, so starting today, I will be back on track.

Have a very merry Christmas.

20
Dec
09

Survivor & Tweets in My Google Search

My guilty pleasure Survivor, came to another spectacular end this evening. If you are mocking me in my head right now, all I’ve got to say is don’t judge it till you try it. The show is awesome and contagious.

This season was especially killer.

During tonight’s finale, they teased next season, Survivor Heroes vs. Villains. Starting February 11th, 20 past survivors will be split into two tribes. One will have 10 past survivors who were known for virtue, and 10 who were known for vice.

I googled to see if I could find a list, and I think I found one. If this is it, I am pretty pumped. It has a lot of my favorites from the past few years.

There be Tweets in my Google

While googling the subject I noticed live tweets being pumped into my Google search results. It was interesting to see, and a good move on Google’s part. I’m curious if this will be common place on Google or if it will only be for trending topics.

I love Survivor, and the comic geek in me is easily excited by the prospect of a battle of good and evil (or misunderstood).

19
Dec
09

Acting Normal

I’ve been insanely busy, but I promise regular content updates will return tomorrow.

In the mean time, here’s a sketch from Gaping Void that really speaks to me.

If you are unfimilar with Gaping Void, I strongly recommend you take some time and acquaint yourself with his work (they aren’t for people who are easily offended).

Gaping Void

Special thanks to Adriana for sharing this one with me

17
Dec
09

Internet Archaeologists Find Ruins Of ‘Friendster’ Civilization

Oh Onion News Network, how I love thee:

16
Dec
09

Gamer News: “Halo Reach” & “Dragon Age Origins” for Mac

Halo Reach

In case you missed it, there is a new in-game trailer for Halo Reach, the inevitable blockbuster is looking good already:

Dragon Age Origins

I was going to install Boot Camp on my Mac so I could play this insane PC/Console RPG; a game like this must be played with a mouse and keyboard.

Anyway, I don’t need to bother with Boot Camp because Dragon Age Origins is coming out on Mac, this December 21st! Sweet.

14
Dec
09

Firing Up a PS3 & Uncharted 2

I finally caved and acquired a PS3. After years of resisting the purchase, Sony had finally answered all but one of my reasons not to buy.

  1. There aren’t enough exclusive games that I want to play.
    Uncharted 2
    , Demon’s Soul, and the forthcoming Heavy Rain & God of War III are more than enough enticement for me.
  2. The price is bonkers.
    The system was wayyyyy too expensive for my tastes, but the recent price drop to $300 put Sony’s black box on my radar.
  3. No one I know has one.
    Gaming is a social experience for me. I like to play and talk about the games with friends. Basically no one I knew had one… until I started working at Local Wisdom. Granted Sony had nothing to do with this, but it was still an issue.
  4. The controller is uncomfortable.
    I don’t have small hands, and PlayStation controllers always feel tiny to me. They make my hands cramp. This is still a problem, but I’ll get over it.

Quick Out of the Box Review

The system is very pretty, and runs almost silent.

It doesn’t come with any HD cables whatsoever. I knew it, but I forgot anyway. I find this pretty obnoxious because HD TVs are so prolific these days, and a major selling feature of the PS3 is the HD/ BluRay experience. You can’t have hi def if you don’t have hi def cables. Fail.

The PS3’s operating system is clunky as hell. It really underscored the greatness of the Xbox 360’s user interface (which makes you forget that it was designed by Microsoft).

While the hardware in the PS3 is excellent, the software is lacking.

Uncharted 2

Haven’t had time to post much because of personal obligations, and my trip to the Himalayas.

Well not like this guy went to the Himalayas… I’ve been playing Uncharted 2 on my shiny new PS3, and that’s where a bunch of the game takes place.

Uncharted 2 is easily the most enthralling video games I have ever experienced. The story, characters, voices, dialog, landscapes, physics, gameplay, and camera motion are mind-blowing. I started playing the game in front of my family, and they actually started watching, and stayed. Over the course of my 22 year gaming career, that has never happened. It’s like playing a really good movie.

(I recommend clicking through to YouTube and watching this in HD)

Rest assured I will be writing more about it once I have conquered it.

11
Dec
09

Mystery Google Search

The Mystery Google is a pretty cool idea… with very little functional benefit other than a fun waste of a minute.

You go to the website MysteryGoogle.com, and type in any search phrase. I recommend you search “geek whisperer.”

Then you search, however you will not see the search results for “geek whisperer,” you will see something completely different.

The way it works is that you will always see the search query that the person before you input. So the next person to run a Mystery Search will see your “geek whisperer” search results.

Not functional, but interesting.

But wait, there’s more. I’m going to try and turn this into something that is functional.

If you search “geek whisperer” on the Mystery Search, you will be doing me a favor because you will be funneling traffic to my site (provided the searcher after you clicks the link).

Think of it as a tiny holiday gift for your friendly neighborhood Geek Whisperer.

MysteryGoogle.com

09
Dec
09

Google Chrome for Mac is Damn Fast

The brand new Mac beta for Google’s web browser Chrome is really smooth and fast. I mean really really smooth and fast… when it doesn’t crash. It’s a beta, things will improve.

Give it a try: Google Chrome Beta

09
Dec
09

Guitar Hero Van Halen Review

I received this game for free in the mail a few weeks ago. It came as a promotion for purchasing Guitar Hero 5; a stellar game.

The Good:

It’s Guitar Hero. If you like pressing five colored buttons and strumming really quickly, then you will probably be pleased to have some new songs to play.

Some of the later songs are quite difficult which is essential for seasoned players.

If you love David Lee Roth era Van Halen, then you should be happy with the track list.

All songs come unlocked.

Shredding on Eruption was the high point of the game.

The Not So Good:

The graphics are dated.

The character models look uninterested and awkward. Graphics don’t make the game in Guitar Hero, but this version is still a noticeable step back as compared to Guitar Hero 5.

"Gee Dad, we sure look like shit!"

Some of the non-Van Halen songs are downright odd. The Offspring’s Pretty Fly (for a White Guy), and Fountain of Wayne’s Stacey’s Mom standout as the oddest songs in the game. Why they are included is beyond me.

The Ugly:

If you were hoping for some Sammy Hagar era Van Halen… I’ve got nothing for ya. Not a single Van-Hagar track in the game.

Guitar Hero Van Halen feels hollow, like no one from Activision or the Van Halen camp gave a crap about it while it was in production. No love, no heart, and no fun unless you have particular attachment to the songs in the game.

The Bottom-line:

I received this game for free and I didn’t want to play it for more than twenty minutes. It’s completely uninspired.

When you compare it to a refined game like The Beatles Rock Band, it looks even worse. The Beatles Rock Band was created with the utmost care and love. It’s creators carefully covered all of the band’s eras, and paid homage to their history.

Guitar Hero Van Halen leaves out significant portions of Van Halen’s history, ignores tons of great songs, and mixes in music that is remarkably out of place.

I got what I paid for. If you plan to shell-out money to get this game, do yourself a favor and buy something else.

Guitar Hero Van Halen is a steaming pile of poo.

The Geek Whisperer Review of Guitar Hero 5

08
Dec
09

Dec 8: Remembering John Lennon, Dimebag Darrell & Other Fallen Musicians

On December 8th, 1980, Beatle John Lennon was shot and killed outside the entrance of the Dakota apartment, in New York City. His influence and significances don’t require any explanation.

On December 8th, 2004,  Pantera/ Damageplan guitarist Dimebag Darrell was shot on stage during a live performance; a most grisly scene. Dime was one of the most influential metal guitarists of the last thirty years. His significance was even greater during the 1990’s because he continued to play lengthy guitar solos, even when they weren’t in style. He carried the torch for the current generation of shredders.

When I realized that both of these men were murdered on the same day 24 years apart, I felt it was fitting to write a piece on fallen musicians in their honor. I have been planning on writing this for some time, but I didn’t know what I was going to say until I sat down to write.

So many exceptional musicians have died far too young.

Duane Allman lead guitarist for the Allman Brothers (1971), John Bonham drummer for Led Zeppelin (1980), Jeff Buckley (1997), Cliff Burton bassist for Metallica (1987), Kurt Cobain vocalist & guitarist for Nirvana (1994), Jim Croce (1973), Bobby Darin (1973), Jimi Hendrix (1970), Buddy Holly (1959), Robert Johnson (1938), Janis Joplin (1970), Phil Lynott bassist and vocalist for Thin Lizzy (1986), Freddie Mercury vocalist for Queen (1991), Keith Moon drummer for The Who (1978), Jim Morrison guitarist and vocalist for The Doors (1971), Berry Oakley bassist for the Allman Brothers (1972), Randy Rhodes guitarist of Quiet Riot & Ozzy Osbourne (1982), Stevie Ray Vaughan (1990), Allen Woody bassist for Gov’t Mule & the Allman Brothers, and most of the original members of Lynyrd Skynyrd come to mind, but there are many many more.

Randy Rhodes lived a clean life and died at 25.

These people died young, many of them before they hit the peak of their career. Guys like Duane Allman, Cliff Burton, Jimi Hendrix, SRV, and Randy Rhodes were so ahead of their time. Their innovations still impact music today. Nevertheless, I can’t help but imagine what they would have done with the rest of their lives. The bright side is that they will forever live on through their recordings, and in the hearts and minds of those who have been touched by their music.

The more I think about it, as sad as it is that so many talented musicians died prematurely, it’s amazing how many have lived and continue to live long lives… many in spite of their lifestyles.

I read Eric Clapton’s autobiography when it came out two years ago, and the book read like a combination music history/ twelve step program pitch pamphlet. With all of the shit that Clapton did to his body, the man is still alive and on stage; and he’s not alone.

BB King is well touring well into his 80’s, and Buddy Guy is 73 (going on 50). Greg Allman managed to escape what seemed like certain death. He was a partial influence for the song “That Smell,” by Lynyrd Skynyrd; the chorus was written about him:

Ooh, ooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell?
Ooh, ooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you.

I’m shocked that all of the guys from Aerosmith are alive (although I wish Steven Tyler was in better shape). And all of the longtime members of Pink Floyd have lived long lives (Pianist Richard Wright passed away last year at age 65).

I could go on forever with this. So many more incredible musicians have continued to live, create, and entertain than those who have died.

In honor of Lennon and Dime, I am choosing to focus on those who have survived them.

It’s easy to fixate on tragedy.

Death is a story, life isn’t.

05
Dec
09

The Body Mass Index (BMI) is a Special Brand of Dumb

BMI = weight in pounds / height in inches * 703 (to convert from metric)

Take a long hard look at that formula and notice that it can’t tell a damn thing about the condition of your body.

Missing a leg? That will help your BMI.

What about having a dense bone structure? That will hurt your BMI.

Are you in awesome shape? I mean really jacked, like the Governator circa Conan the Barbarian? Yeah, the BMI can’t differentiate between muscle and fat.

BMI says that Arnold was a fatty.

The BMI is a horrid measure. There is no room for debate on this one. It can’t tell the difference between fat, muscle, blood, bone, or anything else in your body. It can’t differentiate between two people who are both 5′5 and 140 lbs, but one of them is missing an arm.

Want to read more about the stupidity of the BMI?

Check out this excellent article from NPR – Top 10 Reasons Why the BMI is Bogus

Penn & Teller also did a superb episode on this in Season Five.

02
Dec
09

xkcd: Spinal Tap Amps Go To 11

Brilliant stuff coming from xkcd today:

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30
Nov
09

Test Your Knowledge with MythBusters Quizzes

The MythBusters website offers a ton of quizzes to test your ability to determine fact from fiction.

Here are some geeky ones worth a few minutes of your day.

Computer Myths

Going Green Myths

Music Myths

Tech Myths

A ton more are available on their website.